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To explain the pic: I was taking the camera out of my pocket, had my finger on the lense, and accidently took a picture. So That's what my digital fingerprint looks like. Kinda cool, huh?
Ten Things About Me:
1. Ann O. Nimus is NOT my real name. Seriously, who's parents are that stupid/clever?
2. I have two death-row doggies I adopted. Emmie, a rat-terrier mix who just turned 11; and Jessy, a pappillion mix who is 10. Don't Litter, spay and neuter.
3. I listen to some of the worst music on the planet, and quote it frequently. "Nod at the bird and everyone dies." My faveorite group of all time is the LA band, X. Ive seen them a few times, and John Doe puts on some awesome solo gigs!
4. I'm a pagan and a witch (but not a wiccan), but I don't spell-cast much these days. Remember kiddies, don't play with fire or you may get burned.
5. I'm short, curvy, red-headed, brown-eyed, older than I look, and generally mild-mannered, generally... Remember: dynamite comes in small packages.
6. My favorite color is yellow, unless you ask, then I'll say it's green. Not cuz I'm given to lying, but most people think of day-glow yellow rather than the soft, buttery yellow I prefer. But then, when I tell people my fave is green they have one of two responses: men generally say "the color of money" and women say "like trees!" Not making any judgments here, just an observation.
7. My favorite food is cake, ahh... CAKE. But I'm not "allowed" to eat it anymore (heavy sigh...) And just so you know, anything marked: gluten-free cace mix... ISN'T. It's a similar cake-like substance, made by the sense-o-matic machine no doubt, but it's not cake. "The cake is a lie."
8. I have a penchant for wearing calf-length gypsy skirts and it's not uncommon to see me running around the house with a cutlass from time to time yelling "Run up the colours!" and threatening to make the pooches walk the plank.
9. My two favorite words: JUSTIFYABLE HOMICIDE
10. I haven't killed anyone. YET.
"What's that on your shoulder?"
What?
"That. On your shoulder."
It's my head.
"Uhh... Is that the root of all your problems?"
No.
"Well what is your problem?"
I wouldn't say I got what you call a 'chip' on my shoulder.
"No?"
There's just some people I can't get along with.
"Yeah."
I mean, I tried. And then I really tried.
"Yeeaaahhh..."
Never seemed to work out, honey.
"So what are we gonna say to these people?"
There's a big... ugly... city out there.
You wanna see it?
"Yeah, I wanna see it!"
Well look through my eyes, and you can see it.
What's wrong with me. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me! it ain't none 'o your goddamn business.
-X, the band
Ten Things About Me:
1. Ann O. Nimus is NOT my real name. Seriously, who's parents are that stupid/clever?
2. I have two death-row doggies I adopted. Emmie, a rat-terrier mix who just turned 11; and Jessy, a pappillion mix who is 10. Don't Litter, spay and neuter.
3. I listen to some of the worst music on the planet, and quote it frequently. "Nod at the bird and everyone dies." My faveorite group of all time is the LA band, X. Ive seen them a few times, and John Doe puts on some awesome solo gigs!
4. I'm a pagan and a witch (but not a wiccan), but I don't spell-cast much these days. Remember kiddies, don't play with fire or you may get burned.
5. I'm short, curvy, red-headed, brown-eyed, older than I look, and generally mild-mannered, generally... Remember: dynamite comes in small packages.
6. My favorite color is yellow, unless you ask, then I'll say it's green. Not cuz I'm given to lying, but most people think of day-glow yellow rather than the soft, buttery yellow I prefer. But then, when I tell people my fave is green they have one of two responses: men generally say "the color of money" and women say "like trees!" Not making any judgments here, just an observation.
7. My favorite food is cake, ahh... CAKE. But I'm not "allowed" to eat it anymore (heavy sigh...) And just so you know, anything marked: gluten-free cace mix... ISN'T. It's a similar cake-like substance, made by the sense-o-matic machine no doubt, but it's not cake. "The cake is a lie."
8. I have a penchant for wearing calf-length gypsy skirts and it's not uncommon to see me running around the house with a cutlass from time to time yelling "Run up the colours!" and threatening to make the pooches walk the plank.
9. My two favorite words: JUSTIFYABLE HOMICIDE
10. I haven't killed anyone. YET.
"What's that on your shoulder?"
What?
"That. On your shoulder."
It's my head.
"Uhh... Is that the root of all your problems?"
No.
"Well what is your problem?"
I wouldn't say I got what you call a 'chip' on my shoulder.
"No?"
There's just some people I can't get along with.
"Yeah."
I mean, I tried. And then I really tried.
"Yeeaaahhh..."
Never seemed to work out, honey.
"So what are we gonna say to these people?"
There's a big... ugly... city out there.
You wanna see it?
"Yeah, I wanna see it!"
Well look through my eyes, and you can see it.
What's wrong with me. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me! it ain't none 'o your goddamn business.
-X, the band
Devious Journal Entry
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Good day, my darling deviants! So.... I had the weirdest dream this morning, and somehow I gained a pair of pooches - probly cuz I threatened to steal Princess Dinky last night, she was being so cute! Now that I'm up though, I'm thinkin I was better off sleeping. The housemaster is up, and in her usual foul disposition and I haven't even had coffee yet! Does she not realize that's a volatile combination? Morning people should be killed, it's just not natural. Anyway, I hope you've all had an awesome weekend and whatnot, and no, I'm not dead, just MIA, and if I don't get the roomie's pooch housetrained soon I may commit puppyside! Ugh, I can't
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Good day, my Deviants! Dogs want me to let you know that I'm evil, yes, evil, I tell you. I gave them a BATH!!!! It's puppy-abuse, I tell you. Don't mind the cookies they had for good behavior, that's just me lulling them into a false sense of security. I just love clean dogs! They smell pretty!
Aside from that, I'm relatively bored and need some kind of inspiration. I'd love to go paint the den, but I has no more paint, sad face.... I love painting, btw. There's nothing quite like a freshly-painted wall, so pristine. Course now that I've got the bedroom painted, Jack says it shouldda been purple. Purple? I haven't painted anything purple in
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Good day my darling Deviants! You ever just wanna kick dA in the teeth? It won't let me re-set my author tag, and it won't upload my new avi. Very frustrating, but ehh, I guess it can wait. Hope you're all doing well and good. The weather is gorgeous here, so I'm takin the dogs out for walkies and more walkies. Now if I could just find a park where they're allowed to be, we'd be golden. Anywhoo... have a great week and I hope to post something soon. Love and hugs!
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Thank you so much for everything.
Always my pleasure, dearie.
Hey dear!! What do Ghastly and Rascal have in common? They're one in the same. (Ugh so much drama. Bleh.) Watch me back? :3
Ugh... I hate the drama-llama, same thing here. Don't worry, I've got you now.
Love your new avatar!!!!!!! 
Hey thanks! I'm in a glass by myslef!
Who put the cork screw there?!